{"product_id":"dice-of-disappointment","title":"Dice of Disappointment","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\na {\n    text-decoration: none;\n    color: #464feb;\n}\ntr th, tr td {\n    border: 1px solid #e6e6e6;\n}\ntr th {\n    background-color: #f5f5f5;\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink your dice collection has too much dignity? Looking for something truly questionable? Then step right up and claim a \u003cstrong\u003eMystery Bag of Dice of Disappointment!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sealed bag contains a random assortment of dice that failed to meet the lofty standards of looking good. These unfortunate polyhedrals may be poorly inked, oddly coloured, scratched, mismatched, slightly wonky, or just plain ugly. Some may even be harbouring a mysterious curse. We make no promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside, you could find any combination of dice, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD4s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD6s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD8s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD10s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD12s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD20s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChaos-loving RPG players\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePunishing the friend who always rolls natural 20s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCraft projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStarting conversations you'd rather not have\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bag is completely random, meaning no two bundles of disappointment are exactly alike. You might discover a hidden treasure among the trash... but let's be honest, you probably won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e Random assortment of mystery dice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLuck Modifier:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unknown.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurse Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Potentially significant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuy at your own risk. The Dice of Disappointment accept no responsibility for critical failures, spontaneous bad luck, or inexplicable goblin encounters.\u003c\/em\u003e 🎲💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Axion Now","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56411400077692,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/3929\/0941\/files\/MysteryDiceofDisappointment.webp?v=1789563216","url":"https:\/\/axionnow.com\/products\/dice-of-disappointment","provider":"Axion Now","version":"1.0","type":"link"}